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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
chainmessages

timelords-detectives-and-hunters:

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

chainmessages Source: timelords-detectives-and-hunters
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hanabryanne: “bringmetwentyoneveilsatsix: “reverseracism: “ maxvista: “ anomaly1: “ bytdwd: “ dmc-dmc: “ thesoftghetto: “ calendrierroi: “ mixed-apocalyptic: “ didntfitthenarrative: “ elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: “ thisiswhiteculture: “...

hanabryanne:

bringmetwentyoneveilsatsix:

reverseracism:

maxvista:

anomaly1:

bytdwd:

dmc-dmc:

thesoftghetto:

calendrierroi:

mixed-apocalyptic:

didntfitthenarrative:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

thisiswhiteculture:

magnacarterholygrail:

clarknokent:

heartbreakes:

jesscaasqueaks:

50starsand13bars:

Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you.

actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit. 

The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look

The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look

The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look

The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look

the “I’ve Never Taken Public Transportation in My Life and Snort Coke in the Back of an Uber” look

The “I act like a stereotypical high school movie jock but the only sport I play is golf” look

The “Don’t stereotype us and complain if we stereotype you” outift

The last one tho .^^^

the “What would you do if i was there next to you right now” outfit

The “I say nigga sometimes with my friends when nobodies around” outfit

Lmfao

The “I like instigating fights but if you hit me my daddy will sue” outfit

The “without me?” outfit

The “poor people are lazy and my parents are rich because they work hard outfit”

The “u got kik” outfit

The “nah I could never be friends with a gay person. What if they hit on me?” Outfit

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